Zoker is a michevious fellow who is constanly lurking in the cbox who likes to take long walks on the beach, usually at sunset. This fine troll was born on December 4th, 199X. Zoker has a tendancy to "nomdle" Kstan when she enters the chat. His real photo may or may not be in the route 50 galleries. He is associated with dragons, sometimes under the name "Zatios".
Zoker and MatthewPatel are acquainted with each other in real life. When MatthewPatel left his school, he found himself lacking in companions, and traveled deep into the forests on a long soul-seraching journey, then returned to TF2, realizing he didn't care.